“Healthy Crap…Just Kidding, It’s Alcohol” Tote Bag

Because balance is important… 😏

Carry your “healthy crap”… just kidding, it’s alcohol! This funny canvas tote is perfect for wine lovers, brunch dates, farmers markets, beach trips, vacations, shopping, or simply hauling around your daily essentials with a sense of humor. It also makes a great gift for your favorite wine-loving friend, coworker, mom, sister, or bridesmaid.

Features

🍷 Premium canvas tote with a humorous “Healthy Crap… Just Kidding It’s Alcohol” design
🛍️ Large capacity for everyday use
📚 Great for groceries, books, beach days, travel, errands, work, or weekend getaways
🎁 A fun gift for birthdays, holidays, Mother’s Day, wine nights, bachelorette parties, and more

Size

• Bag Dimensions: Approximately 18.5” × 15” × 4.8” (47 × 38 × 12 cm)
• Handle Length: Approximately 22.8” (58 cm)

The roomy design easily fits books, groceries, towels, snacks, water bottles, wine, and everyday essentials while remaining comfortable to carry on your shoulder or by hand.

Care Instructions

• Spot clean or hand wash when needed.
• Lay flat to air dry.
• Do not bleach.

Perfect For:

• Wine lovers
• Book lovers
• Grocery shopping
• Farmers markets
• Beach days
• Pool days
• Weekend trips
• Brunch
• Teacher gifts
• Birthday gifts
• Mother’s Day
• Bachelorette parties
• Everyday errands

This tote is equal parts practical and hilarious—because sometimes your “healthy choices” come in a wine bottle! 🍷